Audits That Reveal the Truth

(Nicely… Sort Of)

Entertaining, insightful, and packed with fixes your business desperately needs

We’re not your typical agency.

_{We’re here for real conversations, real clarity, and real results, without the lifeless, copy-and-paste agency language everyone else uses.}

Get your business noticed online

today and let’s make it happen

01515 580 213

Website Audits That Reveal the Truth

(Nicely… Sort Of)

Entertaining, insightful, and packed with fixes your website desperately needs

We’re not your typical agency.

_{We’re here for real conversations, real clarity, and real results, without the lifeless, copy-and-paste agency language everyone else uses.}

Get your business noticed online

today and let’s make it happen

Audits You Understand

SEO Optimisation Audit

Diagnose SEO weaknesses, missing keywords, and structure issues to improve rankings and visibility

£349

Competitive Benchmarking Audits

Side-by-side competitor comparison showing what they nailed, what you missed,

and how to fix it

£349

Business Operations Audits

We understand operations, fix weaknesses, create a clear plan, deliver it, and make it stick.

From £6,995

Additional Services

Five Additional Business Areas £2,995

Monthly Follow Up £1,995

Weekly Follow U[ £1,495

On Site Follow Up £4,995 (3 days)

About My Audits

I help small businesses finally understand why things aren’t working, whether it’s your website, your SEO, or how your business actually runs. Most audits are painfully boring.

Mine aren’t.

I dig into your site, SEO, messaging, user experience, and even your operations, then compare against competitors so you can clearly see what you’re missing and how to fix it.

No sugar-coating. If something is slow, confusing, outdated, chaotic, or tragic, I’ll tell you and I’ll tell you exactly what to do about it.

No jargon. No fluff.

Just honest insight, real-world recommendations, and something you can actually read without falling asleep. If you want useful, brutally honest audits with a bit of humour… I’m your man.

Want to see how I’d improve your site? Get a free mini audit

Our Ethos (a.k.a. How We Actually Work)

If you’ve got a pulse and a sense of humour, step inside.
If you’re made of spreadsheets and corporate jargon… jog on.

Our approach is human, real, and proudly free from the robotic, beige, soul-draining ‘professional tone’ most agencies cling to like a security blanket. We speak like people. We work like people. And we help businesses grow in a way that feels honest and actually enjoyable.”